Clothing can be funny and ironic

So im watching a comedy special in which a very tall and slender jewish (self admitted) comic is wearing a "tap out" sweater. Ill repeat that.... Jewish skinny fellow wearing "Tap out"... Im pretty sure he didnt wear this to seem funny or for any laughs in general. Not to mention this great"fighting" reference clothing line is sold in various mall department stores and probably on middle school kids' backs. Fortunatley Im able to see this clothing apparel is corresponding to the influx of ufc popularity and, like most people, understanding about how to make a quick buck... I just think its funny how everyone wears this new retarded clothing in hopes people think of them as a bad ass.... Its as if a homeless man wore Abercromie and Fitch... it just doesnt fit... I think there should be a new rule... only those who are mentally unstable, who have a history of violent crimes, or who legitimately fight for a living should be able to wear a "Tap Out" shirt or logo...

Steroids on steroids...

Why arent steroids legal again?

Oh thats right... because of the kids... If it wasnt for underagers who havent fully developed, we could all enjoy the bountiful benefits of increased testosterone... However, roid rage is a true terror... how could I forget? Not that cigarrettes of drunk drivers kill more people... but those are legal. Maybe if we suggested taxing roids, that would get some attention. But since tobacco and alcohol are concidered "sin" tax, maybe we could label roid taxes as "heavenly" tax or possibly: "up in the air about effects of this product" tax.

The Name Game

Possible New Crayon Colors:
- "Accident at Blue Collar Job" (combo of dark red and bone marrow color)
- "Porn set" (off white and possibly translucent)
- "Gunmetal" (shrapnel and wax)
- "Office microwave" (a mixture of reds and yellows)
- "Stripper Green"
- "Bacon Brown"

New Candle Scents:
- "Grandmas couch"
- "Circus Vacation"
- "Petting zoo"
- "That time the sparkler landed in your Aunts hair"
- "Sex musk"
- "NFL Locker Room"
- "College Dorm Room" (hints of burnt popcorn, stale beer, and regret)