Why do all the really stupid videos on Americas Funniest Home Videos win? Santa falling out of a tree stand is way funnier than some autisitic kids laugh...
Why is it when you see someone’s shoes untied you automatically think they will fall down…..would you be that quick to notify them of their issues if it were their fly that were down?
Why did that particular bird have to shit on your particular vehicle? Especially when there are hundreds of more expensive, newly washed, and target colored cars in the parking lot.
Why do you have a very well prepared joke or sentence but when it comes out it’s completely ass backwards and makes no sense?
Why did that clock say 1:30 and after I got up to get a glass of milk it says 2:15?
Why do you never remember that song artist but remember what color shirt you had on when you got hit by a car 10 years ago?
Why does that giant truck have to park in such a spot where you cannot see you car when exiting the store?
Why are the best love songs tragic and depressing?
Why does the good guy always win the battle/girl/fight/struggle in movies… don’t screen writers live in the unfortunate real world?
Why do most cd’s you buy only have two good songs, 1 megahit, 2 more decent songs, and the rest are shitty?
Why do bosses treat you just well enough to make you not quit?
Why did people make a big fuss about hidden porn in Disney cartoons? Odds are, if you didn’t see it at first….neither did your kid. After all who couldn’t use and extra laugh?
Why does money typically make people happy? Yes it makes things easier but that doesn’t equal happy. A kiss makes people happy. Sleeping doesn’t cost money and it makes me happy.
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