So Im on my lunch break at work, reading the local newspaper, and contained in the back section is a "teen" page. In short, they pick three random high school kids and ask them stupid questions...Please note I said "High School kids"... Anyways, they ask shit like favorite color, sports teams, food, etc... basically anything a 5 year old with down syndrome could answer... As I read one kids Q and A, I came across a response to a question that seriously bothered me for some reason. The question was "What do you do to entertain yourself when you have no money"...yes this is a stupid question to begin with... but his respose: "spend it."... Are you shitting me??? Not only does that answer not fulfill my slightest bit of intrigue with what the shithead would do with no money...but its a completely illogical answer...If you have no money to spend...how they hell is that possible? Did he just not think it through? The question at hand was clearly stated so there should have been no confusion. I would have accepted "shoot hoops", "Smash pumpkins", "jerk off", "put firecrackers on frogs", "drink a bunch of red bull and kick my sister"...something other than "spend it"...Did I mention he wants to become and engineer?
In closing, Im convinced our youth are officially becoming progressively dumber...and that scares me a little.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
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